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Like Lancelot of old, our esteemed Energy Minister is on a holy quest to reduce greenhouse gases.
The home team (Mother Nature) emits 97% of these gases. His side (humans) produce just 3% of greenhouse gas emissions.
Talk about an unfair fight.
Undaunted, Chris and his bosses at the U.N. have a bold plan.
Let’s listen in on their game day briefings.
Expert #1: “We only have 3% to work with so we MUST go all out”.
Expert #2: “Agreed. We’re suppressing industry as fast as we can, especially in Germany and Australia”.
“Farming and transport cause lots of emissions, so we need to prioritise those next”.
Expert #1. “No doubt. John Kerry is doing a great job getting the word out on the evils of farming at this week’s COP 28 meeting”.
Expert #2: “Time to go hard on transport then”.
“We sent the order out to the global media yesterday: we need to suppress tourism by requiring carbon passports. They all complied that day”.
Expert #1: I LOVE the one saying we face a dystopian future if we DON’T do it.
Expert #2: “We always tell them the opposite”.
Expert #1: “And the one where they say carbon crimes ‘might be in our future’ just cracks me up. LOL, like they’re just going to pop up one day out of nowhere. Really brilliant stuff”.
Chris Bowen: “Hold on a minute you guys! Tourism is our second-biggest industry!”
Expert #1: Easy does it there, son, or we’ll have to change the seating chart at tonight’s U.N. COP 28 champagne gala dinner. We’ll seat you next to Burkina Faso”.
Expert #2: “Settle down everybody. Let’s summarise: so long as everybody in the West closes their industries, stays home, and eats bugs instead of meat, we promise we won’t arrest them for climate crimes”.
Expert #1: “Promise is probably too strong a word. Xi has the full digital serfdom program working great, but over here we’ll need to slide it in slowly, before anybody really notices”.
Meantime, Mother Nature yawns, flexes, and says “Hold My Beer”
LOL.
At the same time Bowen and his U.N. masters were working tirelessly to dismantle Western Civilisation, Mother Nature responded with an enormous belch.
Hunga Tonga, the largest volcanic eruption since Krakatoa, started on 19 December 2022.
The eruption was more powerful than the largest nuclear bomb ever detonated.
It was heard 10,000 kms away in Alaska 7 hours later.
The emissions from the blast were unprecedented in both their quantity and in the altitude they reached.
According to Harvard University, the blast changed the dynamics and chemistry of the stratosphere.
And the Hunga Tonga eruption emitted some 300 billion pounds of the most prevalent greenhouse gas known:
Di-hydrogen monoxide.
It increased the quantity of this gas by 10% globally.
What is di-hydrogen monoxide and what can be done about it?
(Warning: Year Five science discussion ahead).
This compound is made up of two atoms of hydrogen and one of oxygen.
This compound:
Accelerates the corrosion of many metals.
Causes suffocation in humans.
Is used as an industrial cleaner and coolant.
Is used as a fire retardant.
It also happens to be the most prevalent greenhouse gas by a very large margin:
So while puny little humans prattled and dithered in Geneva and Dubai, Mother Nature hosed down every last one of their destructive arrogances with a dreamy shower from above.
Two brand new global CO2 hot spots have emerged
Mankind are boldly preparing their economic devastation plans, fighting current CO2 levels of 425 parts per million (PPM). Levels are rising about 2 PPM per year.
Some of the most serious research into what CO2 levels are required to keep humans alive has been conducted by space programs.
In order to keep astronauts in prime physical condition, they make certain that the environment pictured below maintains CO2 levels below 5,000 PPM.
And the next photo shows a very common environment where CO2 levels normally average around 40,000 PPM.
Excellent! Mother Nature is what rules, no matter what the globalist think. The excuses they make so they get what they want is unbelievable. The keep lying to the masses who sadly believe every word they hear, read and say.
Brilliant - loved it. Thanks.