Great news on "The Voice" !!!

It's not often in politics that we get to report on a win-win for both sides that saves lots of time and money

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By now everybody has heard about Labor’s push for a “Voice to Parliament”. Anthony Albanese has even made it the centerpiece policy of his entire government:

Right away people started asking “But what will The Voice do?”

Luckily people across the spectrum chimed in and explained exactly what The Voice will be and why it is needed:

Even Elle Magazine is explaining to their readers why The Voice is needed:

So “The Voice” is needed because First Nations people need to have a say in how they are governed.

We get it!

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Internet sleuths to the rescue

This is where the “win-win” part comes in.

Because instead of spending tens of millions of dollars on a referendum, and then ginning up a brand new multi-billion dollar advisory bureaucracy…

IT TURNS OUT THAT FIRST NATIONS PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE A VOICE !!!

This is a remarkable discovery and a startling development indeed.

Using just a simple web connection and some off-the-shelf internet search technology, our team of sleuths has identified the location of a little-known building in Canberra:

It turns out that this building apparently houses an entire government agency already dedicated exclusively to giving First Nations people a voice in how they are governed.

It’s called The National Indigenous Australians Agency, or NIAA for short:

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So many questions. Like:

What does the NIAA do?

When was it founded?

How many people work there?

What is their budget?

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A nice lady by the name of Jody Broun, the CEO of NIAA, explains what the NIAA does in their most recent annual report:

The NIAA was established by an Executive Order signed by the Governor-General on 29 May 2019.

The NIAA areas of operations are as follows:

(Editorial break: So far our team of scientists and analysts thinks that sounds EXACTLY like what the new “Voice” bureaucracy is supposed to do)

(OK now back to our research)

The NIAA apparently employs more than 1,300 people:

Their executives are very well compensated for their services:

To us, $536,177.00 per year seems like quite a high pay packet for a professional Indigeniser, considering what the average brain surgeon makes:

And the annual report shows that the NIAA has a total of 648 persons making more than $135,919.00 per year:

This puts this army of 648 Indigenisers in a pay stratosphere all their own.

They all earn more than (sometimes double or even triple) what the following highly-trained professionals earn:

So when someone asks how you’ll vote on The Voice, you can just say “No…because we already have one”.

Or you can simply ask “may I please have an “O”?

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